Nothing bad ever happens to me...

Soooo another crazy night happened and in order to explain the story I have to introduce some of my friends that I have been hanging out with. Gavin is my roommate; he goes to USD, is from Eugene, Oregon, and is a super chill guy. Patrice is from Ohio State and her roommate Rachel is from North Texas. Both girls are super fun and Rachel is not afraid of anything haha. Of course, Brent Costa makes a cameo in this story as well as Kelsey Schultz from UCSD, John from Ohio State, his roommate Mikel from Maryland and Katie Weisman from UMass.

Now that I got all the names right, lets see if I can do this night justice. The night started off with a simple plan, we were just going to head down to the beach and have a few beers and try to find a local bar to just hang out at. Of course, we bought a couple of six packs of estrella-the Spanish natty ice- to pregame so we wouldn't have to pay too much at the bar. After drinking for a while, Patrice, Rachel, Mikel, John, Gavin and I decided that we were going to meet up with Katie at her apartment. We start wandering through Las Ramblas-a district in Barce- and after getting totally lost end up calling a cab and instead of going to her place decide to go to the discotecha "Broadbar" where there is free entrance that night.

Drink count at this point, 3-4

Time: Approximately 1AM

Upon arriving, we decided that we would go across the street and drink a little before we went into the club. So, among other things we all either had a couple shots or a red bull vodka or a couple beers. We all had a pretty good buzz on so we decided to go into the club.

Drink count at this point, 5-6

Time: Approximately 1:30 AM

As I cross the street, who rolls up but the gentle strawberry himself Brent Costa and we all pour into the club to find our other friends Katie and Kelsey. After immediately getting separated in the crowd of hundreds of people, Brent and I go to the bar and order a couple red bull vodkas for 12 euros. That was the last of the money I wanted to spend that night which was good because immediately after, Kyke, a local club promoter, announced that the bar was totally free for the next hour. Immediately, we ordered two more drinks and then Rachel, Katie, and Patrice worked the bar tender like no other ordering five drinks at a time and passing them out. It gets pretty blurry after this point in the club but I do remember Patrice drinking three drinks at once and not giving me one, and everyone going literally crazy on the dance floor.

Drink count at this point, 12-18

Time: Approximately 3:30 AM

Being the responsible drunk I am, Katie tasked me with rounding up our group of people which had made out with eachother and strangers, took friends into the bathroom, and managed to find and break a bottle of wine in the street. The first cab went to McDonalds, and I went in the second cab. Brent went in his own cab as he did not live anywhere near us haha. Our cab included Gavin, myself, Patrice, and Rachel.

Drink count at this point...

Time Approximately 4:30 am

We had the cab driver drop off Patrice and Rachel first at the metro stop by their house...and they thought they were supposed to go down into the metro. After setting them straight, I told them to call me when they got home. After getting back to our place, I got a frantic phone call from Patrice because Rachel had been mugged and Patrice wanted to go after the guy. Needless to say, it was one crazy night...and the next day I found out that Rachel and Patrice had also taken 4 shots before we left for the very first bar.

Of course, this had to take place all before the first day of class